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Joke of the Day

"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"

"*wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* ""what? 8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"""

"My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof."

"What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyeauuuurrrrrrrrrr"

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"

"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."

"Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy on my pants to give me an excuse to leave early. The real trick is sneaking the gravy into church."