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Joke of the Day
"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."
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"Hey mind if I try some of your chloroform? Sure knock yourself out."
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"I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership."
"we dont serve time travelers here A time traveler walks in to the bar."
"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"
"Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You'll be fine."
"I served 2 years in Iraq Until they shut down the restaurant"