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Joke of the Day
"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."
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"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."
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"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."
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"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
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"Being a chemist, I feel pleasure to announce that I've just Synthesised CPH4(lucy drug). I wish I could post it in r/worldnews."