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Joke of the Day
"Starbucks puts the fee in coffee"
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"What do rattlesnakes and condoms have in common? I don't fuck with either of them!"
"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."
"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""
"The thing about statistics is, if you gather enough, you'll find a coincidence."
"Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed."
""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"
"What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)"
"Woman at drive-thru just called me ""honey."" Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike."
"What is the black kid getting for Christmas? Your T.V."