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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back."

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'."

"Have you ever heard a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Probably not. The P is silent."

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or you can help your uncle jack off a horse"

"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"

"I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish."

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