100827

Joke of the Day

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick in your ass"

"I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea."

"Hey kids, for Halloween, let's go to a spooooky place full of scaaaary, oppressive people & a guy who riiiises from the dead! Kids: Church?"

"Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores."

"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"

"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"

"Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft."

"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."