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Joke of the Day

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot."

"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."

"Scientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip."

"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."

"What do you call a statue of a ballsack? A scrotum totem"

"What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Guey protein."

"Guys, I'm getting a little offended by these racist jokes. I had a black friend. . . ... Until my dad sold him."

"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."

"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"