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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."

"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"

"Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow."

"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."

"I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes."

"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."

"If you watch The Ring backwards it's about a young Asian girl who emerges from a well to start a 7 day VCR repair company."

"Looking at you is getting my dick harder than Chuck Norris"

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!"