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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."
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"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"
"""i'll be back"" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume"
"What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."
"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."
"TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub."
"*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh"
"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."
"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""