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Joke of the Day
"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."
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"What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents? Slayer."
"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."
"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""
"So, 50 Cent is bankrupt... He only has 50 Cent to his name."
"All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken."
"There's an app to show who's unfollowed you lately? Damn, that sounds depressing. If my number drops I just assume it's because they died."
"What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line."
"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"