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Joke of the Day
"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."
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"When does the narwhal bacon? Mmmmm reddit."
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"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."
"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"
"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""
"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"A man walks into a bar... ...with a duck on his head. The bartender says, ""May I help you, sir?"" The duck says, ""Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."""
"Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark? He's all right now."