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Joke of the Day

"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!"

"Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz."

"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"

"One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too."

"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."

"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"

"One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse."

"What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson? The crime rate."