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Joke of the Day
"""i'll be back"" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume"
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"I never misused the word ironic, ironic right? it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!"
"What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk."
"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."
"What do a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? You know you don't want to, but eventually you are going to lick them both"
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."
"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"
"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."