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Joke of the Day
"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"
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"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"
"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"
"A seal walks into a bar A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies, ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
"What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen? Carloss"
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"For breakfast this morning... I had ebola cereal!"
"*slips a 20* How about a private dance ""Okay let's go"" *heads to private room* ""You ready?"" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*"
"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."