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Joke of the Day

"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. It didnt go well. She was a little shellfish."

"Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat."

"Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife."

"After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... ""As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."""

"I asked this girl in my class for a rubber... forgot that in the U.S. they call it an eraser"

"They say if you love something set it free... but I don't really love the hookers in my basement."

"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"

"You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days. They're clickbait. That's what they are."

"God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be"