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Joke of the Day

"Funniest Joke Ever. Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok well... A bear and a rabbit... No no... It's not that funny. Nevermind."

"I'm no Dean Martin. I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris"". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''."

"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"

"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."

"What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola."

"I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket."

"Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with"

"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"

"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."

"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""