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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket."

"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"

"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."

"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"

"New studies revealed... ... 9 out of 10 people do not consider bullying to be a great problem."

"A Jewish girl says to her dad ""Dad, I need fifty dollars."" Her dad looks at her and says ""Forty dollars, what do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"

"A dyslexic man.. Three men go to a bar, but only two walk in. One of them is dyslexic, he walked into a bra."

"Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot"

"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"