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Joke of the Day
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""
Next Joke
"Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed? #whatnottosayduringsex"
"Harry Potter is a kind of ""whodunnit"" book series and you-know-whodunnit..."
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"
"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""
"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"
"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."
"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"
"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."