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Joke of the Day
"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."
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"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"
"An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict. He kept blowing his lines."
"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"
"I was walking down the road.. I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex. Amazing what tasers can do these days."
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."
"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."
"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"
"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."