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Joke of the Day
"What did the skeptical turd say to the conspiracy theorist asshole? You're shitting me, right?"
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"Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish. It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish."
"This woman I met last night says she wants a guy who is ""spontaneous and fun"". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic and screaming."
"If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend."
"Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!"
"Merry christmas and happy new year! - Internet explorer"
"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"How do you keep a Redditor in suspense?"