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Joke of the Day

"Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with"

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do?"

"[Spelling Bee] -Your word is phlegm -Can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears throat for 5 minutes*"

"POLICE OFFICER: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""Because you know I love riddles."""

"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."

"Where do rednecks eat in the city? Hick-fil-a"

"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"

"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"

"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."

"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."