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Joke of the Day

"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."

"I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States."

"How can you teach Jamals and Juans? Just toss em banana, they will suck for it"

"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."

"I got my drug dealer arrested the other day Maybe next time you'll wish me happy birthday, mom"

"I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan."

"Nice try, resealable potato chip bags."

"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"

"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"

"What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? His carrion bag."