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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"
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"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."
"Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating... I was arrested because carbon was only 14"
"First they came for the people who say ""Awesome sauce,"" and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it."
"How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?"
"If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
"I never really liked gravity... ... It's always bringing me down."
"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"
"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."
"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."