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Joke of the Day

"First they came for the people who say ""Awesome sauce,"" and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it."

"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."

"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."

"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, ""someday I'll own a window this nice."""

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"

"Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne. They call it Elon Musk."

"What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler? You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler."

"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "