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Joke of the Day

"What's denser than a black hole? Your ex."

"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination? ""Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"""

"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."

"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"

"100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail"

"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""

"Out of all the lies I've ever told, ""Just kidding"" is my favourite."