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Joke of the Day

"What's denser than a black hole? Your ex."

"#feelthebern As a Jew I'm not sure Bernie is allowed to say that"

"What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out."

"What do US Jews call Santa? Sennah."

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."

"When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you, wraps a towel around itself and screams oh wait that's my neighbor haha Hi Pam!"

"I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months."

"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"

"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"