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Joke of the Day
"Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating... I was arrested because carbon was only 14"
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"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"
"Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you!"
"What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother? Yeah mom!"
"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."
"Straight guys, don't act like an asshole when a gay guy hits on you... ...because then they'll definitely wanna fuck you."
"what so you call a white guy with a small penis? cockasian"
"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."
"Today I met a woman with twelve breasts, sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"News said how hard it'd be to shoplift a turkey. Amateurs. It's all about commitment. *stuffs turkey under shirt* *whines that back hurts*"