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Joke of the Day
"Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating... I was arrested because carbon was only 14"
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"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink..."
"Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games"
"have i ever told you your smile reminds me of a song? black and yellow"
"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."
"I'm too young to be too old for everything."
"What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? A small medium at large."
"Little girl: ""Grandma, make a noise like a frog."" Grandma: ""Why?"" Little girl: ""Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."""
"Ordered a pizza. Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together"