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"How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?"
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"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."
"Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse."
"Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr."
"They should name American Pharoah's first offspring ""Regression to the Mean"" Because, you know, statistics."
"What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack? Chopped dates."
"What are Mario's pants made out of? DenimDenimDenim"
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"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"
"Four Mexicans drowned over the weekend Newspaper headline: Quatro sinko"