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Joke of the Day

"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"

"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"

"A good friend of mine drowned the other day We put a life jacket on his coffin, it's what he would have wanted."

"Serval Psychological Studies Show People are so Accustomed to Cat Humour on the Internet... That They Completely Miss Cat Puns in Thread Titles."

"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."

"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"

"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."

"I told the Starbucks batista my name was Mary Krismas... They still can't get the spelling right."

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet."

"Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*"