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Joke of the Day

"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."

"You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side."

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"

"My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass."

"What did Hitler name his network switch to? Auswitch"

"What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant? Cast Fetus Deletus."

"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."

"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains."