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Joke of the Day
"I never really liked gravity... ... It's always bringing me down."
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"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."
"Whats brown and sticky A stick"
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"
"I may be a terrible lover with a tiny penis... ... but the ladies who know me say I can hold my own."
"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."
"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."