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Joke of the Day
"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."
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"How do French girls hold their liquor? By the ears"
"What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car? Pork and beans"
"Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians."
"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"
"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""
"What's the worst place to be during a tornado? Cracker Barrel."
"What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !"
"Child in a car: Strap them to the seat or you will be fined and jailed. Bus full of children: They'll be fine just throw em in there."