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Joke of the Day

"""This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.""- No one at Comedy Central ever"

"The best things in life are free. Who let them out?! I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM"

"Jokes about nazi concentration camps really offend me My great grandfather died in a holocaust camp. He got really drunk and fell out of a guard tower"

"What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian"

"I like my woman the way I like my coffee. Hot, black, and all over my lap while I'm driving."

"[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl] Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,"

"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"

"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"

"What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."

"What is the digestive system? The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole"