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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"
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"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."
"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""
"A guy with a ponytail wearing mirrored sunglasses and camouflage pants just checked me out and winked at me. Still got it."
"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."
"Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually."
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."
"Seriously. Who gets ""regular strength"" ANYTHING?! ""Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."""