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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."
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"What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure? A hearti*choke*. ... :D"
"A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair"
"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."
"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."
"When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist."
"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"
"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"
"If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?"