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Joke of the Day

"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"

"[spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea"

"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"

"Why do proctologists like Facebook? It's another chance to look up old friends."

"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."

"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"

"Waking up to a ""fcuk you"" text message instead of a ""good morning"" one is surprisingly not that bad."

"What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country."

"Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies"

"Aw, I would love to keep up with the Kardashians. But being a 'pregnant-solar-powered-douche-magnet' is an art form I haven't yet perfected."