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Joke of the Day

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"A woman went to get implants in her butt However, her butt was instead injected with cement. I guess you could say she hit rock bottom"

"Do you know what a 68 is? You blow me and I owe you one."

"Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon"

"Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even"

"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"

"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."

"The fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi"