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Joke of the Day

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."

"What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul stop monkeying around!"

"[carrying sleeping cat out of burning house] seriously, what purpose do you serve"

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."

"What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!"

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."

"What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill? A $100 bill makes change"

"Politicians are like Sperm One in a million turn out to be an actual human being"