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Joke of the Day

"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"

"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"

"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""

"New music is so bad you should be cool like me: longing for a fictionalized version of the past you werent even alive for in the first place"

"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"

"My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say 'It's so cold out!' and I say 'It's winter' and then we silently hate each other."

"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."

"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"

"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"

"Why was the cheesemaker lopsided? Because he only had one Stilton!"