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Joke of the Day
"The fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi"
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"{Stalker Diary} I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."
"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"
"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"
"What do you call a guy who likes telling ""dad jokes""? A ""groan"" man..."
"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."
"Did you hear about the nun that bites her nails? You can say she has a bad habit."
"What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar"
"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""
"Judge: Are you married? A. No I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about."