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Joke of the Day

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"If I could pick any super power it would be... echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed."

"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."

"What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke? Booooooo, Booooooo"

"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""

"Fogged up my monocle while eating a soft-boiled egg. Had quite a chuckle. I imagine I won't forget it anytime soon."

"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"

"I tend to drop a lot of glassware but that means I'd be pretty fucking handy in one of those ""In case of emergency break glass."" situations."

"Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours wondering where he'd seen himself before?"