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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what a 68 is? You blow me and I owe you one."

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"Where do you find the hottest Jews? in the ovens"
"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"
"LPT: If someone brings in home baked goods to say goodbye after being let go, don't eat them. I used laxatives."
"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"
"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"
"I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac I stayed up all night wondering if there really is a doG"
"Mountains aren't just funny They are hill areas"
"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"
"All I'm saying is if the toilet still flushes when the power and gas goes out, why don't we run more things on toilet power?"