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Joke of the Day

"It would be endearing to call Elon Musk... Musk Dear"

"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."

"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."

"Civilization is just one really long and annoying group project."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station."

"A woman told me at dinner she liked me because I'm ""not afraid to eat bread""--so I'm done with socializing for at least a year thanks"

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."

"What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch."