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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."

"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"

"Every birthday is a surprise party after you turn 80."

"A dead battery walks into a bar,and asks for the price of a pint of beer. The barman responds, ""For you, sir, no charge."""

"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"

"I wish I were a Jedi. I don't want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day."

"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."

"Houses in detroit are a lot like cheap ugly hookers... Only $1, but still no one wants them."

"How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four, they've been in my basement for days, and it's still dark down there!"

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."