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Joke of the Day
"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."
Next Joke
"Hey guys, just to let you all know I'll be closing my Facebook account in three days... But in four days I'll be explaining why I didn't leave."
"A chick with twelve boobs... Sounds crazy, dozentit?"
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."
"What do you do once you're done raping Helen Keller? Break her fingers"
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"
"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"
"Filling out my Census form. I have to list every person who lives in my home for a majority of the time. What's your mother's name, again?"
"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""A law"" ""A law who?"" ""Allahu Akbar"""