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Joke of the Day

"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."

"Overheard my girlfriend discussing her heavy flow. That bitch never told me she could rap."

"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"Why is there no volume control on the microwave? Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza?"

"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! (This was my favourite joke when I was 8) :)"

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"So a cop pulled me over one day for speeding... he asked: ""excuse me sir, but do you know how long i've been waiting for you?"" i said:"" i know, i'm sorry but i tried to get here as fast as i could."""

"People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss."