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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station."
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"Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down."
"What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten? Premature Edraculation"
"Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me."
"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."
"What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose."
"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""
"What is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull? The bull has its horns in the front and the asshole in the back!"
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end."
"I was stuck in traffic while on the road in Ireland... Cork was in a bottleneck."