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Joke of the Day

"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"

"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."

"I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated."

"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."

"The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness."

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"

"Did you here about the new zoo? They put a fence around Iowa."

"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"

"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."

"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."