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Joke of the Day

"Want to read my favorite dirty Jewish word? splurge"

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"Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows."
"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"
"me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me"
"Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate. I said there was a chink in the armor."
"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"
"Freudian analysts How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?? Sex"
"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"
"What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves."
"Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+."