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Joke of the Day
"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"
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"I'm so tired I could eat a horse."
"How do you find the circumference of a sheep? Use shepherds pi"
"The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle."
"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"
"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""
"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""
"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."
"My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can ""make lots of money like the man outside walmart."""
"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."