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Joke of the Day

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"

"i got locked in the PBR factory over the weekend... i did what i had to do to survive and drank my own piss"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay.. they'd be bagels!"

"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month."""

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"

"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"Hey, did you hear about the road paver who got fired? He couldn't even."

"Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me."