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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated."

"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"

"Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him."

"Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !"

"Me: I'll write u a haiku! Her: I'm just impressed u know how to spell haiku. Me: *deletes ""how to spell high-koo"" from browser history*"

"What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's asshole."

"A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower sex The other 7% have not been to jail."

"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."

"What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers"