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Joke of the Day
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."
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"Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got to choose first"
"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."
"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
"What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night? A landmine."
"What's it called when an oil rig makes an inappropriate joke? Crude humor."
"Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox"
"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"
"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"