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Joke of the Day
"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."
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"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."
"A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing plastic wrap underwear. Psychiatrist says ""Well, i can clearly see your nuts."""
"I have beautiful children Thank god my wife is having affairs"
"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"
"How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea? None according to the Russians."
"How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....? ""NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"""
"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"
"I never understood how you got dick from Richard. Apparently you just get him drunk first."