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Joke of the Day

"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."

"What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback"

"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"

"Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it's okay to kill those people."

"Ate raspberries for the first time in a while. I got retarted."

"I told my dog to ""Lie."" He said ""Meow."" Now I don't know what to do."

"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."

"I can tell exactly how much someone weighs by how much noise they make when I push them down the stairs."

"Imgur Servers"

"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"