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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."
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"I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice!"
"If someone tries to shoot the President... The Secret Service will have to yell ""Donald duck!"""
"Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not I'm in the bus queue aren't I?"
"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
"What's the worst part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."
"Just think of the money we could have saved with Hillary. We would have saved 24% by hiring a woman."